Electrocardiogram

Today I went to see a doctor.

With the usual australian health system, this was what happened:
Me: I would like to make an appointment to see a doctor.
Receptionist: We are fully book for appointments until next week.
Me: (WHAT??!!!)
Receptionist: What illness are you having?
Me: My heart is aching.
Receptionist: Ok. Fill in the form.
Me: (blurr... ???)
Me: Ok. Done.
Receptionist: Have a seat. The nurse will call you in a few minutes.
Me: (swt... (-_-)''''.... I thought you said you're fully booked till next week...)

For my whole life, I've only seen my mom with millions of her ECG. Not mine.
Today, due to few episodes of heart aching, I got myself an ECG too!
(did I mention without paying anything? thank god...)


Result: Interpret yourself.